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D. Trump Offers Worst Excuse Ever for Using a Fork to Eat Pizza

Donald Trump: "This way you can take the top of the pizza off, you're not just eating the crust. I like not to eat the crust so that we keep the weight down at least as good as possible." Excuse me?

75 Comments | Posted by J. Kenji López-Alt, June 2, 2011 at 6:15 PM
Tagged: comedy, Donald Trump, Famiglia, Sarah Palin, Sbarro, videos

Colbert: Should We Bail Out Sbarro?

Everyone knows the finest cheese is aged. And no cheese slice sits out longer than the ones in Sbarro. So, should we bail out Sbarro? Well they do employ almost 6,000 people in 45 states. Plus, Sbarro is a mall staple. If they go under, who's next? Spencer's Gifts? Where will America go for our farts and fart-related accessories? On the other hand, sometimes at Sbarro, the Parmesan cheese gets stuck in the shaker and won’t come out as fast as I like. So ... f--k em....

3 Comments | Posted by Adam Kuban, February 25, 2009 at 4:56 PM
Tagged: Colbert Report, funny, Sbarro, Stephen Colbert, videos

Sbarro May Not Survive 2009, Says 'Yahoo Finance'

Fifteen Companies That Might Not Survive 2009: "Sbarro. (Privately owned; about 5,500 employees). It's not the pizza that's the problem. Many of this chain's 1,100 storefronts are in malls, which is a double whammy: Traffic is down, since consumers have put away their wallets. Sbarro can't really boost revenue by adding a breakfast or late-night menu, like other chains have done. And competitors like Domino's and Pizza Hut have less debt and stronger cash flow, which could intensify pressure on Sbarro as key debt payments come due in 2009." [via @nungerleider]...

7 Comments | Posted by Adam Kuban, February 10, 2009 at 5:02 PM
Tagged: Sbarro, the economy