Jeno Paulucci, the man responsible for what are known today as Totino's Pizza Rolls, died on Thursday at home in Duluth, Minnesota, of renal and coronary failure, according to the New York Times obituary. More
In other Totino's "news," here's a blurb from this week's Onion. More
In the original Pizza Rolls Challenge video, this kid eats 40 of these pizza-but-not-pizza snacks. Here, someone has cleverly reversed the video. [via Reddit, where the OP notes, "This guy is like a pizza rolls factory"]
More
The only thing wrong with pizza rolls is that you feel like such a damn kid eating them. Also, they are mouth-scaldingly hot just after they come out of the oven but cool off to lukewarm mehishness seemingly within the time it takes to eat two of them. They're like the bananas of the pizza-snack world: There's a sliver-thin window of time when they're perfectly ripe temperature-wise. More
