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Jeno Paulucci, Pizza Roll Inventor, Dies at 93

Adam Kuban 9 comments

Jeno Paulucci, the man responsible for what are known today as Totino's Pizza Rolls, died on Thursday at home in Duluth, Minnesota, of renal and coronary failure, according to the New York Times obituary. More

Video: Pizza Rolls Challenge, Reversed

Adam Kuban 7 comments

In the original Pizza Rolls Challenge video, this kid eats 40 of these pizza-but-not-pizza snacks. Here, someone has cleverly reversed the video. [via Reddit, where the OP notes, "This guy is like a pizza rolls factory"]


When Would You Ever Need 120 Totino's Pizza Rolls?

Adam Kuban 25 comments


[Photograph: Adam Kuban]

I took this at a Woodman's* last night. I had to do a double read. Um, 120 pizza rolls for $9.69? First, that's a dirt-cheap 8¢ each. Second — what the hell are you going to do with 120 pizza rolls?!? I don't know, but I kinda want to find out.


Totino's Pizza Rolls: How Can You Not Love Them?

Frozen Pizza Adam Kuban 72 comments

The only thing wrong with pizza rolls is that you feel like such a damn kid eating them. Also, they are mouth-scaldingly hot just after they come out of the oven but cool off to lukewarm mehishness seemingly within the time it takes to eat two of them. They're like the bananas of the pizza-snack world: There's a sliver-thin window of time when they're perfectly ripe temperature-wise. More

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