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Comic: I Got You a Pizza but I Eated It

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[Illustration from membase.com] Aw, poor bf. Will power doesn't have a prayer when free pizza is involved. You can use the ragecomics builder on cheezburger.com to build comics. About the author: Meredith Smith is the Slice editor. You can follow her on Twitter: @mertsmith.... More

Video: The Last Pizza Commercial

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Funny or Die posted this pizza commercial parody this week. After watching this, if you're feeling all warmed up for more pizza commercial parody, just click here. More

Comic: Yoda Trying to Order Pizza

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[Illustration: Jim Benton] Here's a comic for Star Wars and pizza lovers alike reblogged by laughingsquid.com... More

Video: Candy Pizza Made on 'Epic Meal Time'

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The guys behind the no-holds barred cooking show Epic Meal Time have constructed an insanely sweet dessert pizza: candied bacon stuffed cinnamon bun and chocolate chip cookie crust, cherry pie filling, cotton candy "cheese", and topped with sour candy and gummy candies. More

Watch Meat Loaf Sing an Ode to Pizza Bagel Bites

Adam Kuban 6 comments

How did I miss this last week?!? Looks like it was all over the internet, too. Must have had my head up my ass. Well, if you missed it, too, here you go. [via @mypizzabrain]


Quote of the Day: Glide on the Pizza Train

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Quote of the Day"You know what they need to start? A food train trend. So get this — you get one train car, an old one that is fueled by a wood-burning engine. Here's the genius — the wood would also power the wood-fired pizza oven! I know nothing about pizza ovens or trains, but that sounds like it would be easy to rig. Maybe the people at Kesté or Grimaldi's in NYC can figure that out." —Aziz Ansari, in Bon Appétit More

Proposal in Washington State Would Reimburse Medical Marijuana Patients for Pizza Consumed While Stoned

Adam Kuban 4 comments

It came a week late for April Fools, but Washington State representative Glenn Anderson has proposed a joke amendment [PDF] to Washington State's medical marijuana bill. More

Watch the UCB Domino's Pizza Commercial Parody

Adam Kuban 3 comments

The Upright Citizens Brigade comedy troupe posted this parody Domino's commercial earlier this week. It sends up both the way Domino's changed its pizza in late 2009 and the fact that you can now get the chain's pizza as carryout for $5.99 — a move that seems to chase Little Caesars Hot-N-Ready deal. Anyway. Watch! Funny. Unicorn! More

Video: Vertical Pizza from Pizza Maxx

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Scott Gairdner's video for "vertical pizza" also features "horizontal Pepsi," "sauce-lover's crust," and "cheese-lover's napkins." LOL. [via Scott Wiener]


'Fresh Wooden Pizzas'

Adam Kuban 8 comments

[Photograph: Engrish Funny] My friend, former colleague, and language maven Talley just passed this photo on to me, saying, "'Wooden pizzas.' Sort of a fun shortcut for saying 'pizza cooked in a wood-fueled pizza oven.'" Quoth the sign: Enjoy our delectable Italian cuisine, fresh wooden pizzas, homemade pasta and seafood at Down Town Restaurant and Café. You can get the wooden pizzas at Amman, Jordan's Belle Vue Hotel. [via Engrish Funny]... More

Comment of the Day: All My Friends Are (Pizza) Junkies

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"I like mine cold with a squeeze of lemon." —locura, on "How Do You Reheat Your Pizza?"... More

Strange Delivery Situations

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Recently, I've rediscovered Reddit and love crawling it, looking at the weird pizza-related crap on there. Like this thread (admittedly a month old) directed toward delivery drivers asking about the weirdest outfit a customer answered the door in. This response is great for the "related note" bit: I think my favorite would be the time a guy in a pirate outfit with beer in his beer answered the door. On a related note: Two Halloweens ago, while delivering for my locally owned pizza place, I dressed up in a Domino's Pizza guy outfit. Every reaction was awesome. (Edit: to clarify... More

Video: DiGiorno Delivery

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DiGiorno Delivery, featuring Paul Scheer, from the sketch comedy group The Midnight Show.... More

Probably Something to Be Thankful For

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From the Onion: "AUBURN, WA—James Stallard, 29, experienced feelings of profound loneliness and alienation Monday upon discovering that his home lay just outside the delivery zones of two nearby Domino's Pizza franchises. 'I am invisible, a nonexistent entity in the eyes of Domino's,' Stallard uttered while staring blankly out his third-story window...."... More

Thanks, 'Urlesque'! Slice Places Among 'Best Pizza Websites'

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The neato-links blog Urlesque had some kind words to say about Slice today, naming it one of the "Best Pizza Websites." I had to laugh when I read Drew Grant's take on the site: Slice: "America's Favorite Pizza Weblog!" the tag line of this SeriousEats site decrees, which made me wary of some ancient Angelfire or Geocities background. But the blog is up to date, with the most recent entry being Awl founder Choire Sicha's homemade recipe for a pie, which gives this "weblog" the hipster seal of approval. Other good entries include a link to where to buy the... More

Choire Sicha's Pizza-Cooking Secrets

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A pizza from Choire Sicha's oven. [Photograph: The Awl] Ah! Finally. I've been waiting for Awl cofounder Choire Sicha to post about his pizza-cooking secret since just before Thanksgiving, when he said ... Okay, so, now I will tell you the second of my four cooking secrets. (The first is pie crust. The third secret is how to make pizza, which I will tell you at a later date. It's a GOOD SECRET too. The fourth secret, however, might have to remain secret forever.) Sicha finally posted his pizza secrets on Tuesday. He plays fast and loose with some... More

Video: Stephen Colbert Salutes Domino's for Admitting Its Pizza Is Gross

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"Now, the company that brought you the Philly Cheesesteak Pizza, the Cali-Chicken-Bacon-Ranch Pizza, and the Oreo Pizza, has a radical new product: pizza that is pizza." Related Domino's New Pizza Recipe: What Does It Taste Like? We Try It! » Video: The Making of Domino's New Recipe Pizza » Domino's Changes Core Recipe »... More

Video: 30 Rock's Devon Banks on Cold Pizza the Morning After

Adam Kuban 2 comments

On 30 Rock last night, Devon Banks (Will Arnett) returns to plot his revenge against Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin). A heated(?) exchange ensues about cold, morning-after pizza and hot, hot pizza: Devon: You know, revenge is a dish best served cold, Jack. Like sashimi ... or pizza.Jack: You prefer cold pizza?Devon: The morning after? It's the best.Jack: Better than hot pizza? That's insane.Devon: You don't tell me what kind of pizza to like. You don't tell me anything anymore, Jack! Another weird TV pizza reference: Doctor Who Tries to Call U.N.I.T., Dials Pizza Geronimo by Mistake... More

Video: Crispycones Pizza Cone on 'Colbert Report'

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Crispycones appeared on the October 15, 2009, Colbert Report. Stephen gives it both a Tip of the Hat and a Wag of the Finger for being too easy to eat. The cone-shaped treat solves an age-old problem—namely the difficultly inherent in eating a slice of pizza. And, hah! The Crispycones website has embedded the Colbert video. [via Eat Me Daily] Pizza Cones Ad Nauseam Pizza in a Cone: Crispycones Pizza in a Cone: Kornet Pizza Pizza Cones Make U.S. Debut in K.C. Mall... More

Is One of Your Coworkers This Bad?

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[Photograph: passiveaggressivenotes.com] My first thought on seeing this photo on passiveaggressivenotes.com was that the coworker had nibbled from the wrong end.... More

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