Gummy Pizza

This is the only pizza-themed candy that I've run across in my brief life. It does not taste like pizza. It tastes like ... ass. Well, what did you expect? I taste so much better. But you suckers out there can't even bite me....

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Post a Comment | Posted by Slice Dude, October 31, 2007 at 5:40 PM
Tagged: Halloween, Holidays

Scary Pizza, for Chicagoans

You thought you were going to get off easy, Chicago? No way, man. We all know you hate the thin, crisp slices that typify the New York school of pizza. So I'm subjecting your Windy City eyes to your own version of hell: Photograph from Roboppy on Flickr Photograph from Transparent Reality on Flickr The Hellmouth, as far as Chicago pizza-lovers are concerned: Where it all started, folks. More or less. Photograph from Roboppy on Flickr More thin crusted horrors await you after the jump, my broad-shouldered friends. Bwahahaha!...

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3 Comments | Posted by Slice Dude, October 31, 2007 at 5:00 PM
Tagged: Halloween, holidays

Boo! More Scary Pizza for New Yorkers

I'm going to put another scare into New Yorkers. This time, I'm taking you through a horror show of Chicago deep-dish pizza.... More than Hawaiian-style, what Gothamites revile the most is deep dish. I'm gonna stuff your face in it, suckas. Buckle in, cats. It's gonna be a wild ride. Bwahahaha! Photograph from craigt_from_atl on Flickr For New York pizza lovers, this is the House of Horrors, indeed. From which all evil emanates: Photograph from voteprime on Flickr A gallery of fear follows ......

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4 Comments | Posted by Slice Dude, October 31, 2007 at 4:00 PM
Tagged: deep-dish, Halloween, Holidays

Scary Pizza: Boo! Quake in Fear and Revulsion, New Yorkers!

Now I will try something new. I am going to target my frightening posts at specific markets! This one is for New Yorkers who seem to universally revile the HAWAIIAN PIZZA! Bwahahahaha! Photograph from Katie Dickinson on Flickr Photograph from dmalewski on Flickr More horrors after the jump! Bwaahahahah!...

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2 Comments | Posted by Slice Dude, October 31, 2007 at 2:00 PM
Tagged: Halloween, Hawaiian pizza, Holidays, Photo Gallery

Like a Star Wars Costume for Your Pizza

"The Force is an energy field, created by all living things, that surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together." Up above me is what Obi Wan said, and that's what pizza is—minus the part about being created by "all living things." (Only a small percentage of all living things create pizza, when you really stop to think about it.) But the rest of the quote holds true. Whatevs. I just think these Star Wars-ified pies rock. Looks easy enough to dress up your pizza, eh? Still, these pizzas are not as good as my pumpkin-vampire costume, which rocks...

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1 Comment | Posted by Slice Dude, October 31, 2007 at 12:30 PM
Tagged: Halloween, holidays, pizza weirdness, Pop Culture Pizza, Star Wars

Scary Pizza: Boo! This Topping Is Worse Than Pineapple

Remember I said I would scare the living s&*! out of you? Here goes.... You may have seen this around the web last week. McDonald's food as pizza toppings. [shudders] For some reason, Adam didn't get around to blogging about it.... Oh. He just managed to slip out of his gag (I have him tied to a chair in the corner of the room while I hijack Slice), and he says that the images below made him sick to look at. They kinda make me sick, too. See, you've gotta remember that I'm a slice of pizza, so this kind...

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Post a Comment | Posted by Slice Dude, October 31, 2007 at 11:45 AM
Tagged: Fusion Pizza, gross, Halloween, Holidays, pizza weirdness

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BOYS UND GHOULS!

Good morning, boys and ghouls, and HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I don't know if we've ever formally met, but I believe you have seen me milling about this weblog here and there. Adam is too lazy to give me a name, so I go by "Slice Dude." Today I am taking over this blog. I will appear throughout the day to SCARE THE LIVING S&*! OUT OF YOU. Or, perhaps, to simply amuse you....

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4 Comments | Posted by Slice Dude, October 31, 2007 at 10:30 AM
Tagged: announcements, Halloween, holidays

Grilled Pizza

This entry originally ran on Slice on August 09, 2004, and has inevitably resurfaced twice a year--just before Memorial Day weekend and, as now, just prior to Labor Day Weekend. With each passing "reheat," it looks more and more dog-earred. I'm not sure whether this post is exhausted or just endearingly dated. Take your pick. I guess your takeaway from it should be, Hey! I can grill pizza! While that's not so novel a concept in 2007, it seemed to be in 2004, when I first read about it and threw some dough over hot coals for myself (right). It's...

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5 Comments | Posted by Adam Kuban, August 31, 2007 at 1:15 PM
Tagged: grilled pizza, grilling, holidays

Here Comes 2007!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Posting will resume on Tuesday, January 2!...

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1 Comment | Posted by Adam Kuban, December 31, 2006 at 12:55 PM
Tagged: announcements, Holidays

Yes, the Menorah Is Kosher

A friend of ours expressed concern that our Hanukkah menorah in the banner above (which will run through December 26) was not kosher. I thought about that before creating the graphic, but removing the circles was just not an option—I can't have an eyeless smiley Slice dude. Ya know? My solution for the menorah was to use pixels made from a soy-based imitation meat product. If that doesn't do it for you, pretend they're latkes. The Christmas tree remains pepperoni-topped....

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1 Comment | Posted by Adam Kuban, December 21, 2006 at 11:12 AM
Tagged: Holidays