"To be honest, we find this quite hilarious — and love seeing some of our stores going the extra mile to make their customers smile. With that said, we do have to remember we're Domino's, the delivery experts, and not Pixar ... so our first priority has to be, as soon as they come out of the oven, getting pizzas quickly out of our doors and then safely to yours." —Domino's spokesman Chris Brandon
'pizza box instructions' on Serious Eats
OK, the whole crazy-request-in-the-online-pizza-ordering-Special-Instructions-box thing was getting a little old. Reddit is full of jokers asking Pizza Hut and Domino's to draw all manner of outlandish scenes on their delivery pizza boxes. Some are funny, most are meh. But this one is a new twist. Slice'r Bill W. emails this one to us: "KNOCK LOUD LIKE THE COPS."