So, you want to be a pizza. Lucky for you, we're here to help. Here's a selection of items that we've deemed crucial to any new pizza's wardrobe. If you're not sure how to proceed, we've also included some handy step-by-step directions to ease things along. Hmmm. So now you're telling me that you don't actually want to be a pizza? Oh well. You'll probably be pretty into this stuff, anyway.