Entries tagged with 'pizza lameness'
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Who We're Cheesed Off at Now: D.C. Councilman Jim Graham
Update: Councilman Denies Calling for Late-Night Jumbo Slice Ban Washington, D.C., Councilman (and chronic bow-tie-wearer) Jim Graham is proposing a ban on single-slice sales in the capital's Adams-Morgan neighborhood, claiming that "jumbo slice" pizzerias are helping stoke violence on 18th Street there. Of course, the large number of bars on the street wouldn't have anything to do with that, would they? Slice calls bullshit on Graham and would remind him that pizza doesn't kill people—people do. Do we need a constitutional amendment to protect late-night jumbo slice sales? We'd love to read Liza and Gary's take on all this. Update:...Man Complains About Frozen Pizza with No Toppings
Turns out he had opened it upside down and saw only the bottom. Tosser. [via Daily Fork]...Pizzeria Owner Pistol-Whips Complaining Customer
Firstcoastnews.com: "Joseph Milano, the owner of Goomba's Pizzeria, has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and released on bail." The customer wanted a refund for a botched calzone. I think the name of the pizzeria says it all here. [via James S.]...The Pizza Dome: Whatever
Yes, we've seen the Pizza Dome. It's so not going into the upcoming Slice–Serious Eats Gift Guide this year....Slice vs. Vice: Stone-Coal WRONG
Best-of lists are opinions, and opinions are like assholes—everybody's got one. Am I right? But there's opinion and then there's fact. Sometimes folks come down with some wack stuff that mixes opinion and so-called fact, getting us all to the point where we don't know what to believe. That's when Slice pulls out the truth hammer and gives someone a knock on the skull with it. Witness Vice magazine's statement about Lee's Tavern from that pizza list we mentioned yesterday: "Their coal-oven pizzas surpass the vaunted Lombardi’s and just about every other place we’ve tried." Let's break it down...."I Made Pizza For Kim Jong Il"
We always enjoy bringing you pizza news, even moreso when it ties in with current events. That's why we've been sitting on the following epic tale for months, waiting for that chubby pipsqueak Kim Jong Il to rear his nattily-coiffed (and nutty) head. With last night's debate touching on nuclear proliferation—specifically in North Korea—and with that tragic country's so-called "Dear Leader" squaking recently about his country's having gone nuclear (or, "noo-cue-lur" as our dear leader pronounces it), well, this material couldn't be timely enough. Our more voracious readers may have seen this elsewhere, perhaps even years ago, but we...Slice is part of the Foodblog Ad Network. To advertise on this site or across a network of food-related weblogs, click here.
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