Satire: Totino's Abandons UGC Ad Campaign

In other Totino's "news," here's a blurb from this week's Onion.

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1 Comment | Posted by Adam Kuban, March 31, 2011 at 4:30 PM
Tagged: satire, The Onion, Totino's, Totino's Pizza Rolls

Probably Something to Be Thankful For

From the Onion: "AUBURN, WA—James Stallard, 29, experienced feelings of profound loneliness and alienation Monday upon discovering that his home lay just outside the delivery zones of two nearby Domino's Pizza franchises. 'I am invisible, a nonexistent entity in the eyes of Domino's,' Stallard uttered while staring blankly out his third-story window...."...

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3 Comments | Posted by Adam Kuban, January 21, 2010 at 11:04 AM
Tagged: chain pizza, Domino's, funny, satire, The Onion

Pizza Greases the Wheels of Labor

The Onion The Onion nails it this week with its story "Potential Employee Uprising Quelled by Free Pizza." "Everyone's been fed up and ready to explode at management for weeks," production designer Carolyn Wurster said. "But then all those pizzas showed up, and it just didn't seem like the right time to start demanding a legitimate healthcare plan or salary raises that reflect the amount of work we do." Added Wurster, "They ordered like 10 huge pies." Heh. This is so dead on....

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4 Comments | Posted by Adam Kuban, May 6, 2008 at 1:30 PM
Tagged: humor, satire, The Onion