Pizza Greases the Wheels of Labor
The Onion nails it this week with its story "Potential Employee Uprising Quelled by Free Pizza."
"Everyone's been fed up and ready to explode at management for weeks," production designer Carolyn Wurster said. "But then all those pizzas showed up, and it just didn't seem like the right time to start demanding a legitimate healthcare plan or salary raises that reflect the amount of work we do." Added Wurster, "They ordered like 10 huge pies."
Heh. This is so dead on.
