The new Domino's Crispy Melt had me thinking of the crazy extreme pizzas that the chains come up with, and then I thought of this old MadTV skit:
Oh, no you didn't!
Link: MadTV Pizza Hut Twisted Crust Pizza Complete-za Parody [YouTube]
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