K., perhaps, set the tone of the online discussion, calling it a sign of the apocalypse. But I'd like to advocate for this thing. I, for one, welcome this technological development. I've been gunning to try pizza from a vending machine for years now. The folks at Wonderpizza haven't been able to get on the horse, but it looks like Tombstone, a division of Kraft Foods, has the money and gumption to get 'er done. If anyone knows where to find one of these things, lemme know. I joined the HAIF site to try to get more info, but it appears that no one there has a 20 on one of these things, either. I've got a call in to Tombstone, so we'll see how that pans out.
If you know of one somewhere, do me a solid, will ya? Buy one and take some photos or video. I'd love to see it and share it with serious Sliceheads.
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