Lauren of the blog Pizzalicious points out that you can make customized pizza-themed Keds.
Sure enough. Go to the Keds Collective customizer and you can upload your own images onto the upper, tongue, heel, outside quarter, and inside quarter. The shoes start at $60 for women and $50 for kids. Sadly, men's options are "coming soon."
I think Lauren's design is just about perfect, but I wanted to get into the shoe-design business myself, so I whipped up a pair of my own (after the jump).
Yes, that's who you think it is. Along with an upskirt shot of a Serious Pie slice and a top-down shot of a Motorino hot soppressata pie.
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