"Haha, I would totally deliver 'happy' pizza. Though, in my experience stoners come in two varieties as far as tips go... the ones that are too stoned to count money (this kind turns out well for me usually as they are prone to handing large wads of bills that I count until I get to the total and then smile and say "Yep, that's enough" and pocket the rest) and the ones who aren't too stoned to count money and therefore dig up exact change." --Pizza Girl
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