To the pizza freaks who visit Slice, do not read this post.* It's not for you. In fact, please just forward the URL here to your sweetheart, move on, and enjoy the surprise when they get you a fun pizza-related V-Day sweet nothing.
* Unless your sweetheart is as equally enamored of pizza as you are, that is.
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