This dog must be stuffed. I have never met a pizza hound that could exert the willpower necessary to endure this kind of torture. Certainly not Hambone (getting his pie on with me here), or Yuba (who loves all kinds of crust, even ones stuffed with Polyfil). And, while I've never met her personally, I can only imagine dhorst tried a trick like this at home.
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